Team of the Weekend

Kevin Long, Farewells, Auf Vardysehn, Goodbye

Kevin Long, Farewells, Auf Vardysehn, Goodbye Well, that's it. A typically ridiculous last day of the season saw all 20 teams take to the field...
A Twitter Story

Brexit Means Brexit: A Twitter Story

Brexit Means Brexit: A Twitter Story Around a year and a half ago, I joined a wonderful but rather shady corner of Twitter. No, it...
Worries from the Weekend

It’s time to wave goodbye to the Premier League as Kane appeals Lamela’s hat-trick

It’s time to wave goodbye to the Premier League for another year. That’s it wave. Wave harder, it’s the Premier League - the greatest...
That Was The Week That Was

That was the week that was: Saints leave one star review on hotel and...

Let's take a step back from the race to finish in the top four this week. It is the final weekend of the Premier...
Fast Forward Football

20 years after Wenger, Arsenal are relegated to the EFL Football League One

A big part of being a football fan is talking about the past. What’s better than sitting down with a pint as you recall...
Siberian Soapbox

Getting Shirty: Middle-Aged Men Should Act Their Age

One advantage of having a soapbox is that I’m usually right. Ahem. This week though, I am actually going to legally prove* that my...
Marinho Meanders

Marinho Meanders a Play-Off Adventure

What are the odds of finding yourself in the away end of a League One Play-Off Semi-Final, cheering on a side you didn't care...
Terrible Tips

89.4% of people say the Premier League is boring and this weekend I agree

89.4% of people say the Premier League is boring. Folks, I have an admission. If I were to base that statement purely on Sunday's...
Look What it Means to Him

Guess the Footballer: Spurs Edition

So Spurs didn't completely Spurs it up this season after all. They will be in the Champions League next season but are you a...
Fantasy Football Shambles

Fantasy Football Shambles: The Final Countdown

That was an absolute disaster. Week 37 had much promise, but a mix of rotation, shock results and poor performance saw any hopes of...