Siberian Soapbox

Getting Shirty: Middle-Aged Men Should Act Their Age

One advantage of having a soapbox is that I’m usually right. Ahem. This week though, I am actually going to legally prove* that my...
Marinho Meanders

Marinho Meanders a Play-Off Adventure

What are the odds of finding yourself in the away end of a League One Play-Off Semi-Final, cheering on a side you didn't care...
Terrible Tips

89.4% of people say the Premier League is boring and this weekend I agree

89.4% of people say the Premier League is boring. Folks, I have an admission. If I were to base that statement purely on Sunday's...
Look What it Means to Him

Guess the Footballer: Spurs Edition

So Spurs didn't completely Spurs it up this season after all. They will be in the Champions League next season but are you a...
Fantasy Football Shambles

Fantasy Football Shambles: The Final Countdown

That was an absolute disaster. Week 37 had much promise, but a mix of rotation, shock results and poor performance saw any hopes of...
On the Left Side

On The Left Side: Swopping shirts, keeping your best players and Arsene Mixalot

With the business end of the season almost wrapped up players are swopping more than just shirts, as clubs try to hold on to...
Mock the Moment

Arsene Wenger becomes Mystic Meg and gazes into his crystal football

Well, why shouldn't he? Arsene Wenger is hours away from finishing up as Arsenal manager so he took some time out to go all...
Room 443

Room 433: Basically Most of the Premier League

Have you ever considered that the vast majority of the Premier League is absolutely awful? This year more than ever it has hit me...
92nd Minute News

Who will become the next ‘cold rainy night in Stoke?’

This week Stoke City were officially relegated from England’s top flight a decade after reaching the Premier League for the first time. Since then...
Look What it Means to Him

Guess the Footballer: Arsenal Edition

Arsenal fans need some cheering up right now, don't they? I mean, Leicester City - really? What better way to cheer them up than...