Mock the Moment

Jose Mourinho knows what he needs to win the Premier League: A new left-back

Jose Mourinho has already had a few weeks to stew over the fact that Manchester United were a distant second best to their City...
On the Left Side

Hotel cancellations, Harry Potter and the end of an analogy

Hotel cancellations, Harry Potter and the end of an analogy City hit a record-breaking 100 points, Southampton are safe but there are more important questions...
Look What it Means to Him

We need to talk about Sven

We need to talk about Sven This might be slightly unconventional, but bear with me.  I want you to find somewhere quiet and make yourself...
Més Que Un Column

2017/18: A Season defined by Brilliance and Blunders in equal measure

2017/18: A Season defined by Brilliance and Blunders in equal measure Another final day and another season in the books. A weird one in many ways....
Heroes and Zeros

Ciao Antonio, Merci Arsene And Sod Off Sam

Ciao Antonio, Merci Arsene And Sod Off Sam Phew. That went well. The longest 38 game Premier League season in living memory finally came to...
Team of the Weekend

Kevin Long, Farewells, Auf Vardysehn, Goodbye

Kevin Long, Farewells, Auf Vardysehn, Goodbye Well, that's it. A typically ridiculous last day of the season saw all 20 teams take to the field...
A Twitter Story

Brexit Means Brexit: A Twitter Story

Brexit Means Brexit: A Twitter Story Around a year and a half ago, I joined a wonderful but rather shady corner of Twitter. No, it...
Worries from the Weekend

It’s time to wave goodbye to the Premier League as Kane appeals Lamela’s hat-trick

It’s time to wave goodbye to the Premier League for another year. That’s it wave. Wave harder, it’s the Premier League - the greatest...
That Was The Week That Was

That was the week that was: Saints leave one star review on hotel and...

Let's take a step back from the race to finish in the top four this week. It is the final weekend of the Premier...
Fast Forward Football

20 years after Wenger, Arsenal are relegated to the EFL Football League One

A big part of being a football fan is talking about the past. What’s better than sitting down with a pint as you recall...