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We all know Mike Ashley shops at Poundland…

Dear reader, some people shop at Waitrose and some people shop at Poundland. That is a fact of life. And it doesn't always relate...
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Newcastle United close to appointing “one of their own” – Sunderland raise an eyebrow

Dear reader, that's another week of the close season we can tick off and we are officially in what we like to call pre-season. Exciting...
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Frank Lampard’s Derby County manager Frank Lampard is finally appointed Frank Lampard’s Chelsea manager

Dear reader, it wasn't that much of a surprise. Frank Lampard's Derby County allowed Frank Lampard to miss the start of Frank Lampard's Derby...

Never Go Back…?

Photo by Ben Sutherland // CC BY 2.0 One of the biggest stories of last season – apart from the actual football which turned out to...
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It’s that funny time of the year…

Dear reader, we are in that tricky Premier League off-season period. Last season is now officially last season. Next season is still very much...
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Maurizio Sarri 1 – 0 Chelsea FC

Dear reader, I am confused. I am not too proud to admit it. This is not how it was supposed to end. You don't leave...
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Is there a less deserving candidate for the Chelsea job than Frank Lampard?

When speaking in football circles about outlandish things that have gone on in the beautiful game, you'll often hear people say things like, ‘these...
Funny Football News UEFA Nations League England Netherlands

Nobody really cares about the UEFA Nations League, do they?

Dear reader, we never liked the UEFA Nations League anyway, did we? And we've definitely never been on board with this whole VAR fad...
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England vs Netherlands: Which way will it go?

With things gearing up towards England’s UEFA semi-final match against the Netherlands on Thursday, all eyes are turning to Porto, and the preparations going...
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And in Madrid, we had the promise of a final to remember for almost...

Dear reader, 21 seconds. 21 seconds is all it took for Liverpool to utterly expose the hapless Kieran Trippier's total lack of regard for...