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We’re all doomed. The universe has aligned events in such a way that by the time the big match is over we’ll all look like we used to be in Eastenders. In 1996. And football fever has spread across every facet of society, including the politicians in the Houses of Parliament. But at this rate, the next Prime Minister is likely to be Gareth Southgate.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There’s also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch here.