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Black & White: Nations League Winners & Losers

Good day to you. As the number one fan of the UEFA Nations League, I couldn't help myself in bringing you a roundup of...
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Are we heading towards a Premier League 2?

A Premier League 2?! You read that correctly. A new TV deal has been announced with Sky Sports and the EFL which has come...
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In The Interest Of Fairness Or Needless Modernisation? The Case Against VAR

So, VAR then. The twenty clubs have sat around at a table and decided we may as well give it a go next season. I...
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Harry Kane to see off Zlatan and Falcao to get Madrid move?

Tottenham fans, rejoice. Your main man, Harry Kane of Norf Landan, is being held in very high esteem indeed. His name is on a shortlist that...
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On The Left Side Podcast: Captain Rooney, Harry in the Jungle, and it’s Parklife...

Have we woken up in some kind of parallel universe after England beat Croatia and Wayne Rooney captains England again? Don't worry, everything is...

It is coming home, it’s just a bit late OK?

What's that? England are in another football semi-final? That's becoming a bit of a habit now, isn't it? We'll head back to Thursday night's Wayne Rooney Farewell...
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Richard Scudamore: Worthy bonus, or rich Dick gets richer?

It’s time for brutal honesty. It’s not like Theresa fucking May or her gang of clueless, spineless rats are going to give us any,...
Premier League CVs

Premier League CVs: Wilfried Zaha’s career in aquatics

Imagine a world without football? I know, it’s scary. But what’s even scarier is that the Premier League stars we know and love would...
Josh in the Box

The Race for the Second Sacking of the Season

It's mid-November, the fourteenth international break of the fledgling 2018-19 season is upon us, and - perhaps most surprisingly of all - only one...
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Room 433: The European Super League

The European Super League is probably one of the worst ideas I have ever heard of. Yes, straight in and no messing around this...